Always Start With a Joke

Always Start With a Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
 
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
 
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
 
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

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